High school senior Ashley St. Helens
has suddenly found herself living a fairy tale life....
Which is not as much fun as it sounds.
Until... the other shoe drops.

Sunday, November 25, 2012

In the Style of Democracy

We got to the high school at about ten thirty, and cruised around the parking lot looking for a space. Harry slowed to a crawl as we passed by an occupied car with steamed-up windows, which seemed to perplex Harry. He peered through his eyelashes and stroked his chin, smiling and frowning in quick succession, then glanced over at me. “What?” I asked. “Nothing,” he said, shaking his head. “You look so beautiful.” He licked his finger and patted down a lock of my hair. He pulled up in front of a crowd of kids that were hanging out in front of...

Sunday, November 18, 2012

Zombie Ballet

From: Ashley <ash-prince03@gmail.com> To: FTR <info@fairytalereality.com>, crankingitout@gmail.com Date: Monday, Tuesday, 24 May 2011 13:21:12 Subject: Harriet as Aunt Donna I’m glad things are moving along so well with the musical. Unfortunately, Harriet likes “The Big Bitch” so much it’s causing issues in rehearsal. (They’re performing Cinderella on Friday—remember, she plays a stepsister?) The teacher just called me. Maybe I can get her to sing “If the Shoe Fits” instead.... Ashley -------- From:  crankingitout@gmail.com> To:...

Sunday, November 11, 2012

My Fairy Godwhatever

"But Harry," I argued, "What if I ruin the shoes? Or the dress?" I sighed, and Harry read my sigh correctly to mean, “What if I don't know how to stand, how to act, what to say? Would I fit in, wearing this old dress? Would anyone talk to me?” He pulled me to his lap. “Look, Ashley, I happen to know that you have found yourself in a position that takes advantage of your sweet nature. You give and give and give. What would you think of doing some take?” “Take? Like what?” “Take some initiative. Take a chance. Take a look around you at how you...

Sunday, November 4, 2012

The Foot of A Mortal

"Harry," I said, "you're sharing your shoes with me?" I turned my head and looked into his eyes—her eyes, noticing how much she was blinking. False eyelashes fanning the air between us, eyelids shimmering in the late afternoon light. I shook my head and he was Harry in a wig again.  "I... I thought I should come in regalia," he said, reaching a finger to the corner of his eye, "but maybe... maybe I didn't think through the makeup." Tears started squeezing through the thatch of his lashes, and he sniffed. "No, I'm okay." He took a...